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Kitsch Items for auction on eBay?

Kitsch products are becoming all the rage. Basically something that is kitsch is defined as items that are pretentious to the point of being in bad taste and are considered trite or crass. Ummm, ok? Apparently the gay community love kitsch products. Read more »

Victorian Era Chastity Belt

Guarantee virginity with the authentic Victorian era chastity belt. It comes with the old lock and skeleton keys. Just one question, how did they go to the toilet?

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DIY Masturbation Kit

Finally, the ultimate tools for the DIY fanatic, a do-it-yourself masturbation kit. Includes a plastic glove, condom and a moist towelette for cleaning up. Comes with bonus Virility Test!

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A Life-sized Gollum Statue

This is a life-sized statue of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings movies. It’s very rare and has amazing detail. It was used for the Two Towers DVD promotion. Have a look at the auction.

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Adult Baby Crib

Well, what to say about this one. I didn’t even know they make baby cribs for adults. Is this for real or is it kinky?

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Cylon Suit Of Armour

The is a revolution in the world of armour! No more old-style suites of armour - they just don’t cut it anymore. Enter the 21st century hi-tech equivalent, dubbed the Cylon Suite of Armour. Check it out!

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Want Advertising Exposure in Mongolia?

Then advertise on the bonnet of a VW Polo as it rallies it’s way through Mongolia. It’s an 8000 mile trip. I’m sure you’ll get alot of exposure.

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A(nother) Naked Cheeto

What is it with Cheeto’s and nudity? It seems everytime I look on eBay there is another naked cheeto figure up for auction. This one is definately a male. Check it!

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One Pound of Chicken Bones

All bones have been boiled to remove the meat! Apparently they were used in some production called Caridad Svich’s Alchemy of Desire, Dead Man’s Blues. Heard of it?

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Your Ad on my Bedroom Wall

You can have the honor and exposure to massive viral marketing by advertising on someone’s bedroom wall. This certainly is a wierd one. Seen by everyone who passes the bedroom and on his website!

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